Okay so here's what happened today: Woke up, went to school, was disappointed, crazy afternoon on the bus, and came home. When I tried to update after i wrote this beautiful paragraph (yup, I know you are jealous inside) but then my computer just had to not cooperate so the whole thing was wiped away! Man, sometimes I hate computers . Any who my day has been just average, and that's not how I like it. Well okay there were some pretty unusual parts of the day. Like: I said the announcements, Had a laugh war/poke war with Ella, had POP, and a very interesting hilarious bus ride. In fact I'm going to tell you the funniest story I heard all day. this story didn't actually happen to me, it happened to my friend Cami's friend, but I'm going to say it in her POV. Also I don't know what wrong with her brother, just that he has some sort of disorder:
"Julie!" mom yelled, "Come on we're going to be late for our dinner reservation, and you know how I hate to be late!" Be patient mom, getting this beautiful takes time and I cannot afford to look ugly if James is going to be there. Let me explain; You see, my parents and I are going out with their friends. My mom's friends just happened to have a son my age named James, who just happened to be uber hot, and extremely dreamy. "Julie!" mom hollered up to me.
"I'm coming mother!" I screamed as I finished up my mascara. I ran down the stairs only to run into my parents giving Tim, 'the talk' again. My parents always went over the rules and what to do and what not do with Tim when he was going to be home alone. Tim is my 21 year old brother. Yeah I know what your thinking, 'Isn't he a little old for that talk?' well you see Tim has problems. Don't get me wrong I love him to death, but he just ain't right in the head. I don't know why, but I felt a little uneasy leaving Tim home alone today. It was a Thursday and those are Tim's worst days (don't ask me why). Mom was in a hurry so I didn't have time to ponder over this more. Soon I was in the car and heading towards the restaurant.
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It was all going well until Tim called. He had called my mom and dad but, he spoke loudly enough that everyone at the table could hear him. "I caught a twoll, mom i caught a twoll!" he said with excitement.
"What do you mean you caught a troll?" Dad asked worriedly.
"I caught a twoll, I caught a twoll," was all he said before he hung up. Ughhhh why couldn't he be normal? Now i was going to look like a freak in front of James. I looked at James and all he did was smile at me. Okay so maybe things weren't that bad.
"What do you mean you caught a troll?" Dad asked worriedly.
"I caught a twoll, I caught a twoll," was all he said before he hung up. Ughhhh why couldn't he be normal? Now i was going to look like a freak in front of James. I looked at James and all he did was smile at me. Okay so maybe things weren't that bad.
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When we got home Tim instantly screamed at us, "I caught a Twoll! Follow me and I'll show you my twoll!" My parents exchanged nervous glances, but followed Tim all the same. He led us to his closet, and when he opend it a little person ran out. I legit almost peed myself laughing afterwords. Aparently the little person was going from door to door preaching about his religion when Tim mistook him for a troll and captured him. Honestly we would have apologized to the poor guy, but he ran away to fast. Man, sometimes I just got to love Tim.
So that's my story and it was mostly true. I didn't know the names of the people and there was no James, but other than that it was true. I hoped you enjoyed it, but that's all I had time for for the day.
So that's my story and it was mostly true. I didn't know the names of the people and there was no James, but other than that it was true. I hoped you enjoyed it, but that's all I had time for for the day.
There....was...a person....in his closet???? Oh my God, that's hilarious! I love your family...
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Oh...never mind...ignore my last comment, I do love your family, but I understand now...
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-.- Oh, Ella. When will she learn?? Anyways, yeah, I love your family, too. :) They're almost as crazy as mine...
ReplyDelete...almost.
<3,
Suzie
P.S. You better post soon!
Hey! I learn a lot! So...:P!!!!!
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